Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	42223	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	67	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	5544	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	327
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	New Chunks Explored:	369014
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1810	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	3537	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
New Chunks Explored:	43455	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!