Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	664	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6166
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4013
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Farms Harvested:	213	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Zombie Dances:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Farms Harvested:	192	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2369	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Enchantments Applied:	81	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.