Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Villages Defended:	12	Void Armor Forged:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	7548	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Emeralds Found:	307	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1891
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4276	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	New Chunks Explored:	182417
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	59	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	602	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Emeralds Found:	9997	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.