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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3150 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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