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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5219 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 112 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3464 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 397186 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!
And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!