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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2082 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 8571 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 969 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!
And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!