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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8012 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 162 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1418 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!
And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!