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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 205 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS, AND PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT BLINDS THE CREEPERS AND MAKES THEM DANCE THE MACARENA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CAKE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS?! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! YOU CAN LITERALLY SPAWN INSIDE A DELICIOUS DESSERT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! AND REMEMBER, THE YELLOW RUBBER DUCKIE APPROVES!