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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 435 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
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OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CAKE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS?! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! YOU CAN LITERALLY SPAWN INSIDE A DELICIOUS DESSERT!
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