Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 376 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player named Mike who couldn’t handle his salsa being served cold. Yes, you heard that right. He got into a heated argument about the proper way to make salsa and ended up getting kicked out of a dinner party. But fear not, on our server, you can argue about salsa all you want without any consequences!
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get to witness epic battles between players over the best way to mine diamonds. Will it be a heated debate or a peaceful resolution? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server!
So come on, leave the drama behind and join us for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who won’t judge you for your salsa preferences!
