DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled

Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Animals Bred:	113
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Potions Brewed:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Votes:	8160

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Star Shards Collected:	69
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	237
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	51
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	108	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Star Shards Collected:	252	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	1809
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	919978

play.minecassia.net