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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7081 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 278 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
New Chunks Explored: | 757619 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.
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