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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4587 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 125 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9631 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
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