DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

alcohol, confusion, diamonds, dildo, DILUTED, Disappointment, dizziness, drink, Drinking, DrunkCraft, Find, giant shit, grape juice, hangover, headache, hedonism, MAXXING, mine…until, pour out, Promise, regret, SINK, stomach ache, Taste, Water, wine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Buildings Constructed:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5504	Alien Abductions:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Votes:	9480
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8112	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6294	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Crops Grown:	5038	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	250	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimension Hops:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Crops Grown:	6764
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Farms Harvested:	194	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

server.ardania.de