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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3303 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
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