DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4832
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Towns Built:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Emeralds Found:	1654
Love Letters Sent:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Animals Bred:	107
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3203
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	3180
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.