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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 605 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2745 |
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plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?