DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Zombie Dances:	6	Potions Brewed:	98
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	2458	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	838830
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Animals Bred:	89	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	132
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5938

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	4703

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6085
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.