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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3998 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 91 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7987 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary diamond-encrusted creeper and the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find these creatures anywhere else!
Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? Test your parkour skills in our lava maze or challenge your friends to a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for the rest of the day.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while blasting dubstep music from your enchanted jukebox? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!