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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Void Gems Collected: 28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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