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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Towns Built: 8
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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