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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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