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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8167 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 294 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5847 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
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