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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8958 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!
Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!