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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8785 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!
Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!