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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 738 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2263 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!
Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!