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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9249 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?