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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9274 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 275 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 443463 |
We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?