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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9253 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3281 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 19068 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?