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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8074 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s driving in Oklahoma? Look no further! Join our server where the speed limits are just a suggestion and going 15-20 blocks over is the norm!
We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?
