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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8874 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 80 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?