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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3754 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8553 |
Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!