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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 457 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5222 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!