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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4025 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!