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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6391 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 135 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. they trade in diamonds and emeralds and have their own llama mafia that enforces the rules.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but be careful, it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at math.
our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. it’s a marvel of engineering and a testament to the dedication of our players. climb to the top and you’ll be rewarded with a view of the entire server, complete with flying pigs and dancing creepers.
so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride full of surprises, llamas, and diamond chickens. who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to explore?
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Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.
