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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7979 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?
So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!
