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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Farms Harvested: 587 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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