Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Chimeras Created: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ores Mined: 8860
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Servers

  • SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

    IP squeejcraft.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

    SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

    To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

    For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

    Rules

    • Be respectful. Be chill
    • No discrimination
    • No arguing or fighting
    • Hacking is not allowed
    • X-Ray is not allowed
    • Griefing is not allowed
    • Stealing is not allowed
    • Avoid swearing if possible
    • No excessive overbreeding
    • No advertising

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
    Are there any specific building rules? While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
    Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
    How can I protect my land from being stolen? Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
    Can I request teleports to other players? Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Silly Furball Minecraft Server

    Silly Furball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you – S/fur Girls with Guns Edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

    Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final battle is just a snoozefest? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the final battle is accompanied by epic dubstep music that will have you feeling like a total badass as you fight to the death!

    Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!

    So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSisNoHouse

    NoSisNoHouse
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

    Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

    Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PupDefender Minecraft SMP

    PupDefender Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveLetterCraft

    LoveLetterCraft
    Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 430 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Star Shards Collected: 181
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

    ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

    imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

    join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

    YouthCraft: North Korea Edition
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

    our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

    if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Meteorite Mayhem Server

    Meteorite Mayhem Server
    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

    imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

    plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

    remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6124
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Towns Built: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 271 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 741257 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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