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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5066 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 2127 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Votes: | 7674 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, out of nowhere, the beautiful woman from your dream appears and starts helping you mine! She’s like a Minecraft goddess, guiding you to the richest ores and fighting off creepers with her magical powers. And guess what? She’s only available on our server!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you valuable loot, and a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new dream woman!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come join us today and let the adventure begin!