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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6483 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.
we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.
our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.
and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.
so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.
