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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9013 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
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