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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1027 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5390 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
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