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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1564 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 690 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.