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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9693 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 6103 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.