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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1913 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 390 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
