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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6647 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Votes: | 6649 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.