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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3961 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8364 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 8512 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.