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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4781 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 930518 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.