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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 370 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.