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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 215 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.